Serial BBQ Brisket Thief Crashes Stolen Corvette
Updated April 17, 2015
San Antonio was the scene of a bizarre police chase that ended when a thief crashed a C7 Corvette into a Mustang. The story, however, doesn’t start or end there.
34 year-old Alan Meneley allegedly drove a truck to Augie’s Barbed Wire Smokehouse, and stole an undisclosed amount of brisket, a choice cut of beef from the breast or lower chest. He proceeded to lead police on a chase, eventually evading them. Next, Meneley set a house ablaze, and continued his spree. He stole the red C7 Corvette at gunpoint, and led police on another chase through San Antonio.
The Brisket Bandit then crashed the ragtop Corvette into a late-model Ford Mustang at Timber Path & Grissom Road, nearly totalling the Corvette, and was arrested.
The story gets even more bizarre after the arrest. Somehow, Meneley managed to swallow an amount of heroin while in prison and was transported to hospital. While in hospital, he unsuccessfully attempted to escape.
He is a suspect in multiple other brisket thefts that had the San Antonio area restaurants on high alert, and has an extensive rap sheet.
This guy is a serious badass. Not only is he a serial barbecue thief, he’s an arson, car thief, drug smuggler, and escape artist—all in one day! If the kitchen is missing beef products while this dude is in the slammer…
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