The Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Colors
A Proper Choice Of Jeep Wrangler Colors? Yes Please.
Updated September 3, 2018
I hope the 2013 and 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited has better colors to choose from
When Jeep introduced the Wrangler Unlimited I couldn’t believe my eyes. The vehicle was everything that I wanted as far as tough looks, versatility, and off-road capability. The problem was at the time I was not particularly impressed with the stats of the Wrangler. First off the price seemed a little extreme for what you got. The engine was an underpowered and efficiency was poor. Sure I owned a Wrangler before and I understand that they’re not meant to be fast or efficient but I figure if you pay that much then you should get the best of all worlds. As time went by I started falling in love even more with the Wrangler and what finally convinced me to make my way towards the dealership was after seeing the Sahara Tan Rubicon. This combination of desert roaming off-road capability looked perfect and as I was getting more and more interested I found out that the more powerful Jeep Pentastar 3.6L would be placed in the Jeep helping it to get better fuel economy (21 mpg) as well as delivering 285 hp and 260 lb ft of torque. Now I was hooked and could not wait for the 2012 models to arrive. Once they started arriving I waited for the Sahara Tan Rubicon to arrive and it never did.
Smell the rainbow, taste the rainbow
Instead we received Jeep Wrangler’s that looked more like a rainbow flag parked next to each other on the dealership lot. I mean sure I understand that more and more lesbians are purchasing Jeep Wrangler’s so they can prove their manliness and this is where I think the Jeep designers took a wrong turn. Maybe Jeep wanted to introduce more “skittle” looking Jeeps for customers (Lesbians) to taste the rainbow. I don’t however think Jeep knows that when they say taste the rainbow they mean skittles not each other.
Jeep needs to introduce colors such as:
- Normandy Sea foam Green
- Sherman O.D. Green (optional Nazi blood splatter graphics package)
- Rommel Romper Dessert Sand Tan
- Churchill Charcoal
- Blown-up Bunker Brown
- Enola Gay Grey
- Macarthur Ray-Ban Rim Gold
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